New skin cause I got so irritated trying to look through the small window scrolling down like shit to look at my own posts OTLllll.
Anyways. Quotes again.
and he was suddenly the same vampire who'd painted his old VW bus to look like Scooby's Mystery Machine.
he wasn't lying dead in the closet.
I pounded my forehead against Warren's back. "Tell me Ben's not flirting with me." "Hey," said Ben sounding hurt. "I was talking cannibalism, not romance."
"I think that I can count on the fingers of one hand the times you've actually said the word 'women' and not replaced it with an epithet referring to female genitalia." "Hey, he's not that bad," Warren said. "Sometimes he calls them cows or whores."
"As my lady desires," he said, sounding utterly serious.
Then he hung up. "How about some different bodyguards?" I asked the phone plaintively. "Someone I actually get along with shouldn't be too much to ask." I set the phone down and glared at it.
The curse of a long life is that everyone around you dies. You have to be strong to survive, and stronger to want to do so. (So I guess C.C. wasn't that strong afterall... Wait, she never was...)
S sleeping in my closet. I'm at work until ? Stop by if you need anything. Me.
